{"id":919,"date":"2011-08-10T15:52:00","date_gmt":"2011-08-10T15:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fabriquilla25.com\/?p=919"},"modified":"2015-04-30T15:54:28","modified_gmt":"2015-04-30T15:54:28","slug":"la-teoria-de-los-gnomos-alemanes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fabriquilla25.com\/?p=919","title":{"rendered":"La teor\u00eda de los Gnomos Alemanes"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div>Bien, \u00bfcomo es que nadie me hab\u00eda hablado de ellos?. Si lo llego a saber antes&#8230; resulta que tras <\/div>\n<div>dos o tres dias he descubierto por qu\u00e9 no existe la inercia en mi bicicleta.<\/div>\n<div>Al principio miraba a rueda de atras \u00bfHabre pinchado?&#8230; mmmm&#8230; pues no&#8230; \u00bfme est\u00e1 frenando el<\/div>\n<div>freno de disco? \u00bfseguro? \u00bfPACO? Mira que yo oigo un ruido raro&#8230; mmmm&#8230; pues no.<\/div>\n<div>Y como es posible que en una m\u00ednima cuesta, m\u00ednimia, m\u00ednima que se sube sola sin pedalear, mi bici se hinca???? co\u00f1o, si es que casi voy patras&#8221;<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><img src=\"http:\/\/fabriquilla25.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/IMGP2321-225x300.jpg\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5639258907152148626\" \/><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Son ellos!!! sin hacer ruido ni nada, invisibles y lo que es peor, sin pedirme ni un poquillo de permiso<\/div>\n<div>Peque\u00f1os Gnomos-enanos-alemaneocabroncetes&#8230; se suben en mi trasportin cada vez que voy a encarar una cuestaa!!!<\/div>\n<div>peque\u00f1os hijos de puta&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Aun estoy investigando la manera de que no cojan ese trasporte&#8230;MALDITOS &#8230;<\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fabriquilla25.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/rd24.jpg\" style=\"margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em\"><img loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" height=\"181\" width=\"320\" src=\"http:\/\/fabriquilla25.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/rd24-300x169.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bien, \u00bfcomo es que nadie me hab\u00eda hablado de ellos?. Si lo llego a saber antes&#8230; resulta que tras dos o tres dias he descubierto por qu\u00e9 no existe la inercia en mi bicicleta. Al principio miraba a rueda de atras \u00bfHabre pinchado?&#8230; mmmm&#8230; pues no&#8230; \u00bfme est\u00e1 frenando el freno de disco? \u00bfseguro? \u00bfPACO? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":980,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fabriquilla25.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/919"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fabriquilla25.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fabriquilla25.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fabriquilla25.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fabriquilla25.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=919"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/fabriquilla25.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/919\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1090,"href":"http:\/\/fabriquilla25.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/919\/revisions\/1090"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fabriquilla25.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/980"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fabriquilla25.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=919"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fabriquilla25.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=919"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fabriquilla25.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=919"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}